Post by sukismom on Dec 29, 2008 23:55:41 GMT -5
My dearest brother Lee,
Hi Sexy! I’m gonna speak in our special code in this letter just in case anyone reads it, okay? So here goes…owhay asway ouryay olidayhay? LOL! Hope it was reatgay! Mine was pretty good. I got a remotely decent meal. I am still worried about the slimy substance that was on my roast beef, but I ate it anyway I was so hungry. Anyway, I noticed on the news that you took care of that thing we were talking about. You know what thing I’m talking about, right? That thing? I appreciate you putting the oneymay from the ayleeCay undfay in my jail account. Now I can buy me some more Skittles and flip flops! Hurray! Boy, we sure are smart talking in code like this! Remember when we were little and no one could figure out what we were talking about? Remember that time I accidentally killed mom’s dog when it ate the shrimp out of my Sea Monkeys aquarium? God, that dog was stupid! Mom took it to the vet and I laughed so hard when they told her it was shrimp poisoning! LOL! Remember how we dumped that bag of frozen shrimp from the freezer onto the floor in the kitchen to make it look like an accident? Oh boy…those were good times when we were little! I wish I wasn’t stuck in here so we could play more fun games like that! Woo hooo! So I saw on the news where you had to give over that stuff that would prove you were ayleecay’s atherfay! I sure hope you haven’t forgotten how to speak our special code that no one else in the world knows! Otherwise, this letter will be very confusing to you…LOL! I don’t think anyone has caught on to her name being Cay Lee! Whatever! Well, I’ve gotta go now…I’ve gotta get ready for a Hot Body Contest! Yep, that’s right…it turns out that they have those in here and I have won every single contest hands down. One girl told me that she wished she could just get her hands on me for 2 minutes, and then she did this funny gesture with her fist. I think that’s jail sign language for “you are so hot!” Either that or she’s just jealous. And if anyone knows about jealousy it’s me, right Sugar? Oh well, tell Mom and Dad I still don’t know where ayleeCay is, and that I love them!
Yours forever,
Casey
Hi Sexy! I’m gonna speak in our special code in this letter just in case anyone reads it, okay? So here goes…owhay asway ouryay olidayhay? LOL! Hope it was reatgay! Mine was pretty good. I got a remotely decent meal. I am still worried about the slimy substance that was on my roast beef, but I ate it anyway I was so hungry. Anyway, I noticed on the news that you took care of that thing we were talking about. You know what thing I’m talking about, right? That thing? I appreciate you putting the oneymay from the ayleeCay undfay in my jail account. Now I can buy me some more Skittles and flip flops! Hurray! Boy, we sure are smart talking in code like this! Remember when we were little and no one could figure out what we were talking about? Remember that time I accidentally killed mom’s dog when it ate the shrimp out of my Sea Monkeys aquarium? God, that dog was stupid! Mom took it to the vet and I laughed so hard when they told her it was shrimp poisoning! LOL! Remember how we dumped that bag of frozen shrimp from the freezer onto the floor in the kitchen to make it look like an accident? Oh boy…those were good times when we were little! I wish I wasn’t stuck in here so we could play more fun games like that! Woo hooo! So I saw on the news where you had to give over that stuff that would prove you were ayleecay’s atherfay! I sure hope you haven’t forgotten how to speak our special code that no one else in the world knows! Otherwise, this letter will be very confusing to you…LOL! I don’t think anyone has caught on to her name being Cay Lee! Whatever! Well, I’ve gotta go now…I’ve gotta get ready for a Hot Body Contest! Yep, that’s right…it turns out that they have those in here and I have won every single contest hands down. One girl told me that she wished she could just get her hands on me for 2 minutes, and then she did this funny gesture with her fist. I think that’s jail sign language for “you are so hot!” Either that or she’s just jealous. And if anyone knows about jealousy it’s me, right Sugar? Oh well, tell Mom and Dad I still don’t know where ayleeCay is, and that I love them!
Yours forever,
Casey